Chief Larper - Caffeine ingestion device
☕ Chief Larper™ Mug — Brew. Scream. Repeat.
Start your morning like it’s a dawn raid.
This isn’t just a mug. This is a 11,15 or manly 20oz ceramic war cry, forged in the fires of undercaffeination and weekend op fatigue. Whether you're debriefing a failed flank or just trying to survive Monday, this mug’s got your six.
Featuring:
- 🔊 Battle-ready bellow face — motivates AND intimidates
- ⚫ Matte-black interior — because real operators don’t flinch at dark roast
- ☠️ Holds enough coffee to fuel a 12-hour LARP with no bio breaks
Perfect for:
- 🛠 Pre-op briefings in your garage
- 💻 Zoom calls where you pretend to be chill
- 🪖 Flexing on normies at the office or FOB
“I don’t always hydrate. But when I do, it’s black, scalding, and in a mug with my own screaming face on it.”
— Chief Larper, probably before a squad wipe
⚠️ WARNING: Mug may cause sudden urges to breach doorways or correct strangers on camo patterns.
More details
- Ceramic mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.8″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.2″ (8.2 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.7″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.3″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. Dishwasher and microwave safe Meets the lead and cadmium level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 11 oz mug dimensions: 3.79″ (9.6 cm) in height, 3.25″ (8.3 cm) in diameter
- 15 oz mug dimensions: 4.69″ (11.9 cm) in height, 3.35″ (8.5 cm) in diameter
- 20 oz mug dimensions: 4.3″ (10.9 cm) in height, 3.7″ (9.3 cm) in diameter
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.