PANDEMONIUM - T SHIRT
🏔️ PΔNDEMONIUM
“Respect the Chaos.”
Where others see disorder, we see the mission.
This isn't your eco-activist uncle’s Patagonia tee — it's for those who thrive in controlled collapse, recon under pressure, and the art of the op gone sideways.
— Vintage alpine styling, milspec sarcasm
— Field-tested by operators of absurdity
— Guaranteed to confuse granola hikers and make your squad chuckle
⚡ For the ones who pack bear spray next to BBs and bring chaos to the campsite.
💥 PΔNDEMONIUM — Built to Outlast the Narrative.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
PANDEMONIUM - T SHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|