Chief Larper - Hoodie

$36.00

🧢 Chief Larper™ Logo Gear

Yell louder. LARP harder. Operate funnier.

This is the official emblem of the battlefield buffoon, the plate carrier prophet, the GOAT of gear-related overkill — CHIEF LARPER himself.

Proudly worn by:

  • 🫡 Those who clear rooms full of cardboard
  • 🔥 Those who’ve rage-quit their own squad
  • 📦 And anyone who’s ever called in an airstrike on a porta-potty

Featuring:

  • A beard so tactical, it repels Velcro
  • A scream that can breach drywall
  • Glasses that have seen things (mostly weekend events and questionable patch trades)

“This logo is not just a brand… it’s a warning label.”
— Actual MILSIM Safety Officer, probably

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.