Chief Larper - T Shirt
🧢 Chief Larper™ Logo Gear
Yell louder. LARP harder. Operate funnier.
This is the official emblem of the battlefield buffoon, the plate carrier prophet, the GOAT of gear-related overkill — CHIEF LARPER himself.
Proudly worn by:
- 🫡 Those who clear rooms full of cardboard
- 🔥 Those who’ve rage-quit their own squad
- 📦 And anyone who’s ever called in an airstrike on a porta-potty
Featuring:
- A beard so tactical, it repels Velcro
- A scream that can breach drywall
- Glasses that have seen things (mostly weekend events and questionable patch trades)
“This logo is not just a brand… it’s a warning label.”
— Actual MILSIM Safety Officer, probably
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Chief Larper - T Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|