Cucumbers & Carnage - Hoodie
🥒 CUCUMBERS & CARNAGE
FUEL OF THE MOTHERLAND
They said bring ammo.
You brought pickles and rage.
This legendary tee pays tribute to the RUSFOR lifestyle — where your AK never jams, your camo smells like cabbage, and your pre-mission hydration comes straight from a brine jar.
🪖 FEATURES:
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Bold front graphic: Slav-core operator dual-wielding an AK and a jar of tactical cucumbers
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Battle-tested phrase: “Fuel of the Motherland”
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Vintage Soviet-poster vibe with modern LARP energy
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Soft cotton, hard accents — made to survive washing machines and NATO psy-ops
🧢 WEAR IT IF:
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You’ve ever yelled “CYKA” before firing
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You consider Adidas to be armor
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You know the only proper night vision is moonlight and hatred
👉 Add to cart and show the field you LARP with honor, vinegar, and velocity.
🍽️ One jar feeds one soul. One shirt fuels the whole platoon.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Cucumbers & Carnage - Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|