Feel my balls - Long sleeve
🔫 FEEL MY BALLS!
No context needed. But here’s some anyway.
This is the shirt for the airsoft savage, the BB-slinging psycho, the field dad yelling "HIT!" before the round even lands. Whether you're running a 400 FPS DMR or a springer with attitude, this design hits harder than your buddy’s overvolted HPA.
🪖 FEATURES:
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Screaming boomer LARPer unleashing his spherical fury
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Impact moment artwork: “THWACK!” in mid-face contact
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Bold gold lettering so they can read it from the other spawn point
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Subtle? No. Effective? Always.
đź’Ą WEAR IT IF:
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You shoot first, aim never
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You call out your hits… from your opponent’s mouth
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You’ve yelled “GET SOME!” at a group of 12-year-olds with springers
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You think pain is the only reliable hit registration
🛒 Grab it now. Or don’t. But you’ll still feel these balls.
🎯 Only at LARPER.ARMY
More details
- 100% cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 6.0 oz/yd² (203.43 g/m²)
- Regular fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the EU REACH requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Feel my balls - Long sleeve Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
|
28
|
18
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
35
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
36 1/2
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
39 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
39 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
40
|