MILITIA - HOODIE
⚔️ M.I.L.I.T.I.A. Tee
Unofficial. Unorganized. Unbothered.
No ranks. No rules. Just rigs, radios, and righteous indignation. The M.I.L.I.T.I.A. shirt is for anyone who thinks forming a squad is easier than filing taxes.
M – MREs and Mountain Dew
I – IEDs? Improvised Everything, Dude
L – LARP level: legendary
I – Intel = memes
T – Tactics? Mostly yelling
I – If it fits, it’s camo
A – Always filming for YouTube
đźź« Cotton comfort meets asymmetric chaos
đźź« Vertical acronym layout in bold block lettering
đźź« Perfect for range days, backyard drills, or spicy group chats
From Chief Larper’s Domestic Defense Division
Built for freedom… and cosplay.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
MILITIA - HOODIE Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|