MILITIA - HOODIE
⚔️ M.I.L.I.T.I.A. Tee
Unofficial. Unorganized. Unbothered.
No ranks. No rules. Just rigs, radios, and righteous indignation. The M.I.L.I.T.I.A. shirt is for anyone who thinks forming a squad is easier than filing taxes.
M – MREs and Mountain Dew
I – IEDs? Improvised Everything, Dude
L – LARP level: legendary
I – Intel = memes
T – Tactics? Mostly yelling
I – If it fits, it’s camo
A – Always filming for YouTube
🟫 Cotton comfort meets asymmetric chaos
🟫 Vertical acronym layout in bold block lettering
🟫 Perfect for range days, backyard drills, or spicy group chats
From Chief Larper’s Domestic Defense Division
Built for freedom… and cosplay.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
MILITIA - HOODIE Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|