MILITIA - T SHIRT
⚔️ M.I.L.I.T.I.A. Tee
Unofficial. Unorganized. Unbothered.
No ranks. No rules. Just rigs, radios, and righteous indignation. The M.I.L.I.T.I.A. shirt is for anyone who thinks forming a squad is easier than filing taxes.
M – MREs and Mountain Dew
I – IEDs? Improvised Everything, Dude
L – LARP level: legendary
I – Intel = memes
T – Tactics? Mostly yelling
I – If it fits, it’s camo
A – Always filming for YouTube
🟫 Cotton comfort meets asymmetric chaos
🟫 Vertical acronym layout in bold block lettering
🟫 Perfect for range days, backyard drills, or spicy group chats
From Chief Larper’s Domestic Defense Division
Built for freedom… and cosplay.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
MILITIA - T SHIRT Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|