Pocket Cheeseburger - Hoodie
🍔 EMERGENCY RATIONS – POCKET CHEESEBURGER EDITION
Field-tested. Grease-sealed. Always ready.
This is not a meme — it’s a mission essential.
When the op goes long and the MREs are just a cruel joke, there’s only one thing that stands between you and total collapse:
The Pocket Cheeseburger.
Wrapped in glory. Deployed with honor. Stored in the cargo pouch of legends.
🪖 FEATURES:
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Vintage-style graphic of the cheeseburger extraction maneuver
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Bold "EMERGENCY RATIONS" tactical declaration
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Perfect for milsim degenerates, burger patriots, and morale officers everywhere
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Pairs well with dehydration, heat stroke, and Mountain Dew
🔥 ADD TO YOUR LOADOUT
Because when the grid fails, the burgers prevail.
Get yours before the grease sets in.
More details
- 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
- Midweight fabric: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Chief Larper
- Email: contact@support.larper.army
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- This product is made for adults. Meets the formaldehyde, flammability, lead, cadmium and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Pocket Cheeseburger - Hoodie Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
27
|
20
|
33 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
22
|
34 1/2
|
|
L
|
29
|
24
|
35 1/2
|
|
XL
|
30
|
26
|
36 1/2
|
|
2XL
|
31
|
28
|
37 1/2
|
|
3XL
|
32
|
30
|
38 1/2
|
|
4XL
|
33
|
32
|
39 1/2
|
|
5XL
|
34
|
34
|
40 1/2
|